Paris Hilton Strikes Again

Found this while catching up with soccer news.

Ms. Paris Hilton appointed ambassador to UNICEF. An unusually flustered Hilton composed herself in time to offer this stunner, "I just feel with all my heart that every animal deserves to be treated with respect and dignity, and that is why I have agreed to accept this appointment. Because I know I can bring great things to bear on these unfortunate pets." One correspondent was overheard saying, "You know, she might actually help."

Celebrities, sometimes.

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