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May 26, 2011 at 6:48pm
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Rewards

I’m here at the airport, waiting on yet another delayed flight home. I’ve been thinking about the “traveling consultant” life these days and the single biggest takeaway is that I’ve become obsessed with “rewards.” It’s in the game of achieving milestones and amassing points. Airline rewards, hotel points, and rental car upgrades. It’s even bled into my coffee habit, where every Starbucks grande drip gets me one step closer to gold status. 
Priority access, here I come!

 

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May 8, 2011 at 8:52pm
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I Hate Android, I Love Android

Ever since the Nexus S debuted, I drooled over it incessantly. Here it finally was, a successor to the Nexus One and markedly a vast improvement from Google’s first iteration of its Android phone. It was to be the pinnacle in the marriage between hardware and software from a company that was known for its “engineering approach” to solving problems. In my mind, it was also the only worthy one to make me jump ship from the iPhone bandwagon. 
Overtime, my zeal and enthusiasm for Apple have been replaced by skepticism and a loss of faith. The walled paradise of iTunes became more of a prison than a utopia and the utter lack of respect for one’s autonomy became all the more blaring. It was time to leave the cult in search of the rough and tumble waters of true freedom that Android promised.
The first week was absolute bliss. The Nexus S has a gorgeous 4 inch super AMOLED screen, with a slick curved front. It is thin, jet black, and minimal in its branding save for the name “Google” on the back. When the screen turns on and off, it mimics the box TVs of yesteryears, paying homage to the cathode ray tubes that paved the way for today’s digital media world. And most of all, it does everything that the iPhone won’t; transfer files directly to and from the phone with a USB cable, install apps not on the app store, and turn by turn GPS navigation (I’m the worst when it comes to getting lost) for free. I have fallen in love with a phone that wasn’t Apple’s.
But as I approached a full month of using it, the more I found myself comparing it to the iPhone and lamenting its poor performances in certain areas. The battery life is horrendously poor, not lasting a full day. Frequently I found myself with a dead phone by 5pm. The choppiness of the user interface (such as when it transitions from home screen to app, or when sliding from one screen to another) is clearly sub-par compared to the iPhone. And most importantly, the Nexus S, or more appropriately the Android platform, lacks serious photo apps. The iPhone 4 was my primary camera, offering stunningly beautiful hi-res photos with gorgeous effects applied courtesy of Instagram. There are other minor annoyances with Android apps compared to iPhone apps, making me hate this cursed phone and second guessing whether I made the right decision to make the switch.
It’s been several months of mere tolerance of the Nexus S, but after this week I have become a believer again. The client site I am working out of has the strictest of network policies, often preventing me from accessing our own corporate sites, let alone Office Communicator. All week, I’ve been using the Nexus S as a mobile hotspot, jumping on its 3G connection to surf the internet, log in to Office Communicator, and even upload a 127mb file for a colleague with ease. All of this without paying an extra cent for tethering. It was a life saver.
Since much of my life is embedded in Google’s services, the Nexus S delivers all of that seamlessly and effortlessly. I use Google Voice, Google Docs, Google Reader, and Google Talk daily on my laptop, and this week I found myself using the Nexus S to access all of these things while on the move. I’ve looked up rewards numbers at the Hertz desk using Google Docs, chatted with friends on Google Talk while commuting, and caught up with soccer blogs via Google Reader before boarding the plane.
Most of all, I am truly free with the Nexus S. I can upload any file directly to the phone without any intermediary software such as iTunes. I can look at the entire file structure, and upgrade to whichever OS I want to upgrade to. Even the UI can be customized via third party apps such as LauncherPro. It is as flexible as I want it to be, offering me unprecedented freedom that I did not have with the iPhone.
I can confidently say Android is terrible at certain things. But there’s enough about it that truly makes it stand out from the iPhone, and is a welcome alternative to Apple’s totalitarian approach to the world of mobile devices. 

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April 3, 2011 at 11:44pm
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Goals For The Summer

I have two contradictory goals for the summer.

One is completing the P90x physical regimen. I’ve been growing tired of the spare tire that continues to inflate around my mid section. And it doesn’t help that I now live in a town with some of the most physically well endowed people. This is a place where many have aspirations to make it on the silver screen, and looking good is akin to having ruby on your resume in Silicon Valley. It might not automatically get you a job, but it sure makes you look sexy.

The other is tasting as many beers as possible on beeradvocate.com’s top 100 list. Since moving to LA, I’ve been introduced to many gastropubs, specialty bars, and german style “bier gartens.” Some of the world’s greatest beers is just a car ride (and traffic jam) away. A glass of scotch or bourbon is nice, but there’s nothing quite like the refreshing and often complex taste of a well crafted beer. 

I realize pursuing both goals with unrestrained rigor and persistence might end up counteracting each other. Such is the complicated irony of summers with no World Cup or Euro Finals. 

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February 13, 2011 at 10:18pm
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I Left My Heart In The Bay

After almost four years in Northern California, the wife and I packed our little apartment and moved further south, to tinseltown. We moved to be closer to family. That’s code for going to be the uncle and aunt that will spoil the heck out of their niece and nephew. Life in tinseltown will probably be different. I won’t be going to any tech conferences hobnobbing with other geeks. I won’t be swapping ideas with friends on the next hottest app or tech trend. Instead, in LA I will be fighting traffic day in and day out, only to lose 9 times out of 10. I will be gorging myself with the finest foods, including frequent stops at the Father’s Office where Pliny The Elder is always on tap. I will also secretly work on making my not-yet-released book “Confessions of an Ex-Pastor” into a feature movie. No more quick jaunts to Napa. No more geek celebrity sighting of Sergei Brin or Steve Jobs. No trek through Emigrant Wilderness or Yosemite. 

The truth is, I left my
 heart in the Bay Area (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s crooning). The period of living there was some of the worst times, and the best times. I’ve hit the lowest of lows, and the highest of highs. There was a point where things were so bad, seeing a therapist seemed like the right thing to do. It was a period of going through detox from all the years of being in ministry. There was also a moment where things were so good, wearing my deadstock Military Grey Jordan IVs seemed like the right response. I got married and celebrated by wearing my Jordans to much of my wife’s chagrin. 
I’ve met some incredible people along the way and was privileged to experience some once-in-a-lifetime events. Old friends who understood my journey and opened their homes to me for some much needed home cooked dinner and deep conversation, not to mention some lessons in mahjong. An invitation to visit Ghana and join a friend in exploring the country side, drinking in the African spirit of community and hospitality, and roaming the streets of Accra at night like locals. A small band of misfit Christians who opted to do things differently by deliberately simplifying their faith to the core necessities, which simply meant loving God and loving others. Spending time in what felt like purgatory while working at retail for the first time in my life, and building deep camaraderie with them in the trenches. Finding my way to Corporate America and meeting incredibly smart, funny, and nice people. Truly a dangerous combination. 

But now lies ahead a new chapter in a new town. I imagine there’s more to be learned, more to be experienced. More searching and more finding. Oh yeah, and more Pliny The Elder.

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January 3, 2011 at 10:16pm
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Paris

It’s hard not to like Paris. A large cosmopolitan city in the heart of Europe, it is a city that blends the old and the new seamlessly together, creating a place that’s mindful of the past, but also looking to the future. Every arrondissement is a self-sufficient town in and of itself, making you feel like you’re in a small village, with its patisserie, brasserie, and market all side by side. Much like other Parisians, every morning we went to our neighborhood café for some expresso and croissants. We never got a chance to find out why they call it expresso instead of espresso, but I guess that’s for another time. Starbucks, or the concept of coffee to-go, is scarce in this place. Sitting down and ordering in before heading out for the day seems to be very much a part of what it means to be French.

We surveyed many of the historic sites, from the 900 year-old Notre Dame cathedral to the once magnificent palace now turned museum Le Louvre. We marveled (along with a throng of other tourists) at perhaps one of the greatest paintings in the world, La Joconde. We studied the history of the impressionist movement at the Musée d’Orsay, appreciating the works of the masters Manet, Monet, and Van Gogh. We visited the Chateau Versailles, the envy of every European monarch, and the rightful home of Louis XIV.  

Four years of high school French have long been forgotten, and too many trips to Peru and living in California have compounded our language barriers, often mistakenly and subconsciously replying with si, gracias, and como. Most of the locals were probably confused to see two Asians speaking broken Spanish in reply to them. “Donde el bano?” rolls off our tongues so much easier than ou est… I don’t even know what bano is in French. La Toilette? Most Parisians were gracious enough to offer their help in English, and we’ve reciprocated it with a hearty merci beaucoup.

To say that Paris is a romantic city is quite the understatement. There are lovers everywhere, taking quiet strolls on the banks of the Seine River, sitting on top of the other’s lap in the metro stations, and of course, French kissing right in the open. Not to be outdone by the locals, we also took to kissing whenever we had the chance. But alas, our Asian sensibilities got the best of us and what started off in our minds la grande romance often diminished to a petit Asian kiss (as informed by Glee).

 

Every meal we had was accompanied by wine (do as the Romans do, they say), and there was plenty of pain au chocolat, croissants, and baguettes to be had. Macarons at Laduree were simply heavenly, warranting a second visit. On New Years Eve, we brought a bottle of champagne and two glasses with us, and paraded down the Champs-Elysees with the rest of the Parisians. The entire boulevard was shut down so that the people can overtake it. Everyone was in a festive mood; lovers, friends, families, all with champagne in tote, waiting for the countdown to begin. As soon as the clock struck twelve, there was a chorus of bottles popping open, toasts being made, and kisses (the French kind!) performed. With the Arc du Triomphe in the background and glasses raised, we ushered in a new year the Parisian way. Bonne Année!

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December 7, 2010 at 5:55pm
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Computers in Disguise

At the dawn of the Windows era, 3.1 to be exact, my mom told me Bill Gates predicted that in the near future, using computers will be as easy as using a telephone. This was at a time when using a telephone simply meant picking up the receiver, dialing the person’s number, and waiting for that person to respond. Easy. It was also a time when using a computer was akin to rocket science, where one had to know DOS commands and recall them from memory to get the computer to do anything remotely useful, such as rename a file, or format the floppy disk.
Just last week, mom got a brand new iPhone 4. The idea was that it’d be easy to use and hassle free in doing video chat (via Facetime) across the Pacific Ocean. It’s after months of frustration not being able to get her webcam work properly on her PC, leaving many sessions of Skype in futile attempts to “see each other”. The first day she got it, she was telling me how complicated it was to use, and how it wasn’t really a phone at all. I believed in Steve Jobs’ promise that the iPhone “just works”, but alas, mom’s iPhone didn’t “just work.” After studying how to use it, it crashed on her and never came back to a normal state. Disappointed, she returned it for a refund and went back to her non-smart phone. She said “I’ll wait until Apple works out all their issues and makes a better phone.” I chuckled.

I was reminded of the Bill Gates quote she shared what seems like eons ago in technology time. Using computers is just as easy as using phones alright, except the phones are now more computer than phone.
A month back, while visiting family friends in Sacramento, I drooled over their newly bought Android phones, the Samsung Galaxy S. It took beautiful pictures, seamlessly integrated with Google apps, and connected crystal clear with their car’s bluetooth hands-free system. Except, to an older couple who weren’t used to smartphones, the Android phone was confusing to use for all its non-phone qualities. To make a call, you have to touch the “phone” app. To answer a call, you have to slide the puzzle piece to its right place. You can swipe down to bring a set of menus. You can push the physical buttons to bring another set. You can open an app and there’s yet more options to choose. Gone are the days of flipping open a phone, dialing a number, and pushing “talk.”

So, Bill Gates’ predictions still has some ways to go. Hopefully one of these days, a phone will be as easy to use as, you know, a phone.

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November 28, 2010 at 9:02pm
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The Tradition

When every freshman arrives in Ann Arbor for their first year at the University of Michigan, the first lesson they learn is not in Econ 101 or English 125. It is not in the venerated Angell Hall, or in room 170 Dennison Hall. It is on that very first Saturday, in every dorm room, fraternity house, sorority house, and of course, the big house. It is the first Michigan football game in which every freshman, whether they come from Saginaw or Singapore, gets their taste of the Michigan tradition and takes the first step in learning the ethos of being a Michigan man and woman. 
They learn every word to The Victors, every chant for every down, and the important fact that it’s not yellow, but maize. Over time, they will hear of the legends of Bo Schembechler and his ten year feud with his mentor, Woody Hayes. They will realize all the great quarterbacks that once captained the Wolverines during their college careers. And most importantly, they will know how important the rivalry between Michigan and Ohio State is. 

Every year, it is “The Game” that is the most important game of the season, regardless of the circumstances. Next to the Yankees-Red Sox, it is the second most fierce, bitter, and historic rivalries in American sports. All year long, the team plays with one thing in mind: to beat Ohio State. Bo Schembechler made sure his students prepared with this kind of mindset. Lloyd Carr made sure that everyone knew that this was their mission. That is why, in every matchup, it was truly a “clash” worthy of such grandiose and self-important title “The Game.” 
But the days of such history and tradition are gone. Rich Rodriguez, with his spread offense and quarterback that’s more comfortable running than passing, has transformed the tradition of Michigan football into something unfamiliar to any alumni; soulless, classless, and devoid of any character. A whole generation of Michigan students have gone through their entire college careers without anything to be proud of. There is no memorable game, nor any standout performance that can be talked about at every Thanksgiving dinner table from here on out. 

The game against Ohio State revealed how much Rich Rod does not understand the tradition of the school and the history of the program. Even if he did understand it, he did not cherish it, value it, or take care of it as his own. The players clearly seemed unprepared to face their opponent. They did not show the kind of tenacity and “do or die” mentality that is necessary for this game. Even if you lost every single game of the season, you still played your heart out for The Game. The players did not realize how this very last game of the season is what every single student, every single Ann Arborite, and every single alumni is waiting for with bated breath. And Rich Rod is to blame for this.
So, it is time to move on from the Rich Rod era. It is time to be done with the “spread offense” experiment and go back to what Michigan does best, classic smash mouth football. It is time to bring in a Michigan man, who knows the history and will preserve the tradition. It is time for someone who will invoke the spirit of Bo Schembechler and seek the wisdom of Lloyd Carr. And speaking of Bo, this speech about “the team” chokes me up every time I hear it. It’s a breath of fresh air compared to the stale stench that is Rich Rod. 

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November 20, 2010 at 8:56am
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instead of a love letter…

Chicago is a strange place. It is an urban canyon with towering skyscrapers and glittering signs. It is a city fascinated with revolving doors, steel bridges, and perfectly symmetrical street blocks. The sidewalks are immaculately clean, and in every corner there is yet another architectural marvel and historical landmark waiting to be discovered. And yet, there is a Midwestern sensibility underlying all of its metropolitan guise. You can’t walk 50 yards without running into a local joint that makes the damnedest Italian beef sandwich. Enough people still use the word “sir” and “ma’am” when addressing a stranger. Opening the door for others, waiting until women walk through first, and answering questions when tourists ask are all part of the charm. Much has changed, and yet much has stayed the same since my days in seminary in this windy city. There is a sense of progress without losing its identity. There is an evolution.

I had a conversation with a friend recently that was triggered because of his recent survey of my Facebook profile. Whatever he saw on my page must’ve caused him concern to ask me “if everything was ok.” I tried hard to recollect what recent updates were made, and whether any of it was risqué, salacious, or downright troublesome. A few harmless wedding pictures, a few incongruous check-ins, and some recent photos of our anniversary trip was all I could remember.  So, I naturally responded, “Everything is great! Why?” This friend then asked whether or not I was still a Christian. I thought it to be a very bizarre question arising from my Facebook profile, and did my best to think what wall posting or status update would have hinted at my apostasy.

Perhaps it is the fact that sometimes, people change. I have changed. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is more impacting than any John Piper book. Truth and beauty have been discovered in Siddhartha than A Purpose Driven Life. I can’t say anymore I enjoy Sufjan and all his clever Christian theology in hipster folk music skin. Wilco’s cynicism and Regina Spektor’s Human of the Year speak to me. The Bible is a masterpiece as literature, but hard to understand. There are more questions than answers, more uncertainties than certainties, and more “maybes” than absolutes. I still consider myself a person of faith, even if it looks very different from before. Perhaps that is what triggered my friend’s question.

While in Chicago, I met with one of my students from youth group from back in the day, and we had a delicious Argentinian steak with a bottle of wine. Is a student always a student and therefore subordinate, and never a friend? Even Jesus at the end of his tenure on earth called his disciples “no longer servants, but friends.” There was something strangely satisfying when he referred me to others as his friend. There is an evolution.

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November 17, 2010 at 10:29pm
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Meta

I have written my magnum opus for my blog. Like many great things of the past, it came in a flash of brilliance. It is the grand finale. It shall be my swan song, my justification. It is the namesake, The Long Way Round. Everything will make sense when reading this final piece. All the convoluted roundabouts will now come to a resolution. Loose ends will be tied, and questions will be answered.

Yet, I cannot publish it, because there is still some life in this blog. And plus, my wife wouldn’t allow it. Yet. There are still some detours not yet explored and alternate paths yet to be trotted down. So here I am, writing about my writing about the end. How meta.

 

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October 25, 2010 at 9:40pm
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Becoming a Man

The ancient Hawai’ians had a certain way of transferring their way of life from one generation to the next. The men, who were warriors, were tasked to mold and shape their young boys into future warriors. As much as Hawai’i was about the friendly and warm aloha spirit and still is today, it was also a place where survival was essential and conflict between other islands of Polynesia a reality. In short, the older warrior men had to make boys into men and used the island to do it. An older warrior would often take his young boys out to sea in his canoe, traveling to neighboring islands regularly. Many times, he will do this at night, teaching the young ones how to recognize constellations and swell patterns. After years of taking such trips, as far away as Samoa and perhaps even to what is now known as New Zealand, with nothing but stars in the sky and tidal patterns of the ocean, these young boys would grow up to be expert navigators, tough enough to survive in the high seas for long periods of time.

Meanwhile back on land, older warriors would take their young boys on hunting expeditions, in search of the elusive wild boar in the jungle, one that must be captured at least every year for the annual luau, or celebration of the harvest. They would learn to understand the land, the habitat of the animals, and to become a hunter among the beasts. Often the rite of passage for boys in becoming men would culminate with a dive off a cliff from 25 feet above. This dive, particularly the spot off the southern tip of the small island of Lanai, would require a running start to clear away from the rocky area below that when not taken properly, can lead to one’s fatal demise.

These boys of Hawai’i, through their warrior fathers, learned all that was required to become men. They became masters of the  seas, amassed bravery in the midst of the life threatening cliff, and became providers of food and shelter with their wits, guile, and skill with a spear. Today, the ritual of manhood is all but lost. The bravery, the honor, and the life skills learned are seldom passed on from father to son. At least, that was the case for me. My father, like many others before him, did not understand the gravity of taking responsibility for one’s family, nor the courage it takes to face one’s inner demons. In his folly he mistakenly considered retreating from his wife and kids as the honorable thing to do. Hence like many of my generation, I grew up with an absent father, relating to Luke Skywalker’s daddy issues with Vader, and mistakenly understanding that being a man meant treating women loosely while wielding a killer smile along with a Walter PPK in a tux. Obviously these were not the same as the boys of Hawai’i.

No wonder I yearn to jump off a cliff into the deep blue sea and scale the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro. I want someone to show me how to track an animal by it’s prints and sleep in the wild with nothing but a rock for a pillow and stars for a blanket. I can buy my own car and drive across the country from Michigan to California, pack my bags and head out on an adventure in Ghana and India, and drink as many Guinnesses as anyone else, yet I’d be hard pressed to say that  these things make me a man. In the church, many have told me that “God is my father now” and that manhood is about “getting on your knees.” Being a man meant praying a lot, being faithful in attending the myriad of events put on by the church, and learning responsibility by taking on more things to do and accomplishing them successfully.

I have believed all of these things and done all of them to the tee and yet after 10 years of doing such I don’t feel I am a man in the same vein as those who came before me in ancient times, like Abraham, Samson and David.  To this day, I’m still not sure what to think of the phrase “God is my father”. I understand it cognitively and can appreciate the logical reasoning behind it but often see that it cannot be accepted unless it is taken with what is called “a leap of faith” or “blind faith”. In this modern era, blind faith seems so… antiquated. So now I’m up to my own devices, in search of that elusive idea of “becoming a man.” An ancient lore buried deep in the earth with our predecessors, where pop culture and Christian culture both don’t have a clue as to what it is. Maybe this is just me saying I need another trip to Hawai’i.

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